Ladies and gents, I think I must have been Napoleon in another life.
Not because I am short (which I'm not really, quite average, 5'6 - my grandmother tells me this is the perfect height because I can wear heels with a man and not be taller than him), nor is it because I am male. And I am also not French (though I can speak it okay).
No it's because I am slowly conquering Europe.
Yes my friends my book is now going to be published in Germany! Ha ha!