For no particular reason aside from the fact that I felt like it, I am sharing with you a list of some of my favourite quotes either for their hilarity or insightful-ness or just plain absurdity. I'd love to hear from you guys what yours are too, please leave them in the comments section below!
My life philosophies:
"Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint." - film version of Mansfield Park
"Never give up! Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest
"Just keep swimming." - Finding Nemo
A bit of wit and fabulosity:
"It is not good for one's morals to see bad acting." - The Picture of Dorian Gray
"Everyone has a heart, except some people." - All About Eve
"You're maudlin and full of self pity. You're magnificent." - All About Eve
"You have exquisite taste!"
"My taste is superb, my EYES are exquisite!" - Bullets Over Broadway
"I hope we never die!"
"So do I!"
"You think there's any chance of it?" - The Lion In Winter
"Well what family doesn't have its ups and downs?" - The Lion In Winter
"Oh God, but I do love being king!" - The Lion In Winter
Humour and Absurdity:
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy." - Finding Nemo
"Curse you Aqua Scum!!" - Finding Nemo
"Squirrel!" - UP
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you." - UP
"There'll be no butter in Hell!" - Cold Comfort Farm
"A pox on your outlandish feminine antics!" - Love's Sacrifice
Some Shakespeare:
"'Seems' madam? Nay, it is. I know not 'seems'." - Hamlet
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth
"I live with bread like you, feel want, taste grief, need friends. Subjected thus, how can you say to me I am a King?" - Richard II
"I know you all." - Henry IV, Part I
A pair of favourite tweets:
Unfortunately at no point during my workday does anyone ever have cause to shout my name and then toss me a sword. - Seth Macfarlane
I am beginning to suspect that I am not in the Green Hornet movie. - John Cho
